Auffff

I was thinking and I need a boyfriend, but I'm really exigent. He must be cute, sensible, smart and be compreensive, but is really hard to fit in my role model... why don't the perfect guys line up at my door? It would be much more easy, I would just have to make a few questions ok, 520056 questions and a test to see his personal skils...
Talking seriously, its stupid, but why am I 17 years old and I still having crushes with rock stars, football players and band boys? Why can't I find someone easier to catch and that could be with me... and could look at me?